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31.3.08

Ooops


Hey y'all i am bulging like an air balloon all my fav clothes don't fit me, i look like a balloon baby. Every morning am close to tears coz i have to wake at 5:00am to start looking for what to wear while hubby enjoys the last hours of sleep. I have tried to buy new clothes but in just a week they also join the others. This is frustrating and it is don't doing any justice to my wallet which already faces its own problems. Is there a problem free place i can go to?

27.3.08

DOGS, PUPPIES, DOGGY, PUPPY

Until last weekend i didn't know that while using the above subject you need to use either gear 1, 2 or 3 depending on how short or tall the other party is. While you are changing the gears you need to be shaking the belly and i don't mean the chest i mean only the lower part of your body as if Shakira. Can you do all this at once? Hmmm This Ssenga Talk

26.3.08

SHORT, SHOT, SHOOT

My posts get shorter everyday i have been thinking about certain things that are beyond me...

1. There is this chic i know who talks about everyone. She claims she knows people from all walks of life and that they are her friends. She will say anything about anyone without even thinking what repercussions it will cause. She knows everyone in my home district and always has a bad story about them. If she hears that you are dating someone she will come up and say she knows him and he has 2 other girlfriends and probably 7 kids. she will say the most disgusting things about that person and by the way will say the same about you. Her motive.............. Probably to see everyone sad.

2. There is this guy who was telling my mum how his Daughter made him pay 15,000 pounds to a university in the UK. Time came for her to go the father pushed her to the airport and because he didn't go through the VIP he left her out and bid her farewell reminding her how he is a peasant and she needs to study hard and get a good job so she can help with her not so bright siblings' school fees. Chic after seeing that Dad had disappeared she got a cab back to kla reason being she was pregnant and she wanted to stay with her boyfriend but didn't know how to tell the Dad. The dad was only told a few months after that the daughter was gallivanting in town with some guy and that she was pregnant. Imagine what this peasant father felt after selling his cows to get tuition for his daughter. Now the girl is asking for forgiveness from the dad he don't want to know.

25.3.08

RANDOM

A close someone is getting married in June and i happened to meet her over the weekend but she was so not sure if she wanted to get married. She doubted her Hubby to be and also was not ready for a commitment.She was supposed to get married early this year but she pushed it to June now she wants to push it to December. So She asked me for advise i told her i would get back to her so please people help.....

20.3.08

JUST THINKING

Col Gadaffi said the bible is a forgery..... i wonder what reaction i would have got if in my capacity as a president of some country had gone to a another country with it's population mostly Muslim, to celebrate Christmas and had said that the Koran is forged... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

18.3.08

GIVE ME A BREAK

1. The Viagra emails that fill up my inbox i am so so so fed up i am about to sue...

2. I love God so so much now those emails with phrases like " if you don't forward this email then you don't Love God" i loath i don't have to forward the email to show that i love God i just do with or without your emails...

3. Boda Boda riders sorry i upgraded so kindly stay at your stage don't come to me about to run me down asking me Sister Ogenda. As far as i can re call we don't have stout people in my family.

4. The Waiters and Waitresses at the Food Court (anybody with me on this), i know what i want to eat and i will call a particular waiter/waitress from the food counter i want . I have had enough with the shoving of menus in my face i am going to bitch slap someone one of these days.

5. Green Card, Lotto, smileys i don't want so please stop.... i don't want to leave in the US and A (BORAT style) and i am not interested in large sums of money what i have is enough (Is it?).

6. Do i have a six yes i do but now i have got a memory loss thing so i gotta stop here.....................

17.3.08

EXCUSES FOR THE OSMOSIS ON CHERI'S BLOG

You wake up on a Monday morning and you have Tender, swollen breasts, tell you what it’s a sign you are about to get to the river flood so you rush to the shop to get the tampons or pads which ever you is comfortable. Because you spent half your morning looking around your neighborhood for the perfect size, you end up being late for work. Remember for the past 3 weeks you have been coming to work late because of different reasons from rain, to loss of wallet and your boss does not seem to understand. You had a deadline to meet this morning and you find him standing at your desk with an angry face. Before you explain, he gives you a memo and asks for his work. All this leads to Fatigue you ignore and keep working but then you start feeling that very familiar ache in your lower abdomen you rush to the bathroom only to find a slight bleeding which you deal with immediately by using the stuff you bought before you got to but the cramping will subside because you have taken your pain killers.
It’ coming to 7:00pm and you have barely eaten anything since you had to work on that report without breaks. As you head home, you pass by a cafĂ© and pick a mocha which you take on your way home. It takes you 2 hours to get home because of the jam and when you finally do, you head for the bathroom to freshen up and guess what the bleeding has kind of stopped. This is familiar so you ignore and head straight to bed.
The alarm goes off at 6:30am, you jump out of bed nothing is going to get into your way, you have to be in office on time so you rush through your preparations and are at work before 8:00am. You get Nausea but you ignore because you think it’s probably hunger from yesterday, then you order for some tea and samosas and before they settle into you stomach you are rushing to the bathroom to vomit. You start avoiding the Samosas (Food aversions) since they make you sick and start craving for ice cream because you saw a child fiddling with his cone at lunch break.
Your boss comes to you after lunch with some work to do and he asks you for feedback before the day ends, this work involves reading and by the time you are done you have the worst headache its like as if there is construction work going on. Then you decide to have too much starchy food without any fiber or fruit and before you know it you have Constipation. All this is too much to take in just a week so you start feeling like your life is falling apart and eventually you bring it out on people. You become bitter and shout at people, everyone at work starts avoiding you because of your Mood swings. You notice that people are avoiding you and you think its something you did, you start crying your eyes out to God asking him why he hates you this drains you and it results into Faintness and dizziness. You decide to relax and take some water and then go back to office and then you find some idiot has switched off the AC and so it causes Raised basal body temperature. You get up and switch on the AC and then go on to read blogs until you get to Cheri’s post you realize it’s not normal you probably got the Osmosis thing… But until you take the test all this can go on for weeks and you will still have this stupid theory I put up..

14.3.08

IDOLS HERE WE COME

Ugandans got the chance to audition for IDOLS Africa but I doubt it will be as interesting as the American IDOLS. You want my reason why it will not be?

We have no match for Simon Cowell and his comments………

Simon Says…

"I'm really surprised that I actually agree with these two. What I loved about it, apart from the fact that you looked as if you got drunk halfway through the performance, is that ... you've really changed since last week."


"I thought it was horrendous, actually. It was a very brave but probably foolish thing to do, because that song just doesn't work in that style."

"That was a mess. It was just all over the place. At this point in the competition, I expect incredible performances and this wasn't. It was your weakest performance to date."

"David ... no, no no. I thought it was corny verging on desperate, to be honest with you. It was all a little but rabbit in the headlights."

Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."


Nice weekend

11.3.08

THE CHOP STICK LESSON

Atleast one of my teachers took a pic

UP NORTH

I guess my Title says it all i am in the north but God this place is hot. Don't have to pay for sauna here it's as if desert...

The weekend was Good went to Arirang Carlo taught me how to use chopsticks darling i tell you i am using them right now in Lira and i can see all haters looking at me... Dee was also helpful in the learning process... I intend to pay my school fees soon ladies....

Where did you end up?????

7.3.08

RANDOM REALLY

Ever since i deleted my old blog i seem to have gone into some kind of brain dead thing. i barely have stuff to write about or even complain about.... Let us see what i have.

I have been searching for templates endlessly on the net but have totally failed to use them i don't know why i am not on blogger beta this old thing is surely a major piss off. I have to fight so hard to get that ka tool bar which btw is not on as i write this and to make matters worse all the things i want to add on my page i can't because this old broom don't know how to sweep dem corners.... All my spelling mistakes can't be corrected because of this old broom Jesus i think i need to upgrade to something else i tried Wordpress but i must admit it's for pros i don't know how to use it... Shame shame now what do i do?

I miss home, i miss my bu little aunties, my little sister, my mum and all my peeps. Apparently when you get hitched you can't see them that much. Not that i want to be with them all the time, but just need to see them when i think about them. Meanwhile they seem to have moved on coz last Friday was like my day out so i sent my little aunt a text asking for proggie and this is how our conversation went...

BS: Some Plot

SA: Kyokka you girl are you for real? You are a mufumbo stay home and cook for your man.

BS: I am serious give me plot i know you are going to end up at Billy Blues so what’s up...

SA: Hmmm munange if we hang with you we will loose Market so find your people..

BS: (Not Happy at all) So what plans do you have for this evening?

SA: We are going to the movies then cinema

BS :( Thinking) that is proggie for bored Chics... Oh okay so i will see you at billy blues?

SA: Okay i hope you will be there.

Now how the hell was i going to be there from 9 to like 12 coz i know that is the time unmarried I want to be on Market mamas come to bars...

So i never appeared instead i went home only to find no power and just slept.

This weekend i have it all figured out, going to dinner with some friends then we head to the Mayfare Casino should be interesting. Saturday i will stay in Sunday is church and then that dreadful day will come and i go back to work..

Nice weekend all y'all

6.3.08

FINALLY

Oh i finally figured out how to get this tool bar on my post so here are some pics. I know they are old but nevertheless... Enjoy

Church was great

And the stray also attended

My Aunt and Mum

Okay i have over 1,500 Pictures and i can't post all of them here. But i hope these are enough...

5.3.08

RINGS AND PAYSLIPS

Today I forgot my wedding band and engagement bling at home. Yeah I know some of you don't believe me you think I did it on purpose so I can seem unmarried but seriously I did forget. You see I take them off in the evening when I get home (Not that they fade) but I have to make dinner and I don't want them to smell garlic and onions. This morning I must have been too absent minded so I forgot them and only remembered them when I saw another woman wearing hers. I told my hubby that I had forgotten the rings and his only comment was hmmm talk about forgetting your marriage at home.... What is this supposed to mean?

In another chapter, this afternoon I entered an office at work and found all my colleagues in a heated argument so being the nosy one I decided to stick around o that I can get air of it and probably contribute. All in all the guys were saying that every married woman should give their HR at work their husbands’ account numbers so that their salaries go to their husbands. This will give the husbands total control over the finances in a home. Their argument was wives get salary and don’t contribute to the purchase of anything in the house and to add on that they ask from their husbands money to go to the salon or to buy clothes. This one guy in charge of our pay slips was actually asking us to give hi9m details of our husbands’ account numbers and email addresses so that he can post the money there and also send the slip by email. Now the argument the Women had was they are the ones who get shouted at at work and it would be unfair to give all their salary to the men as they enjoy it without knowing what it took to come up with that pay cheque.

Do you think this is Practical?

Play list

1. When God Made you
2. Solo El Amor
3. Everything about you

4.3.08

THIS NANO

While i was on honeymoon me and Hubby decided to buy ourselves some high tech stuff since it was cheap where we were. After buying all our home equipment we decided to buy an ipod nano since our jobs require us to travel and therefore there might be need for some entertainment. Now this ipod is so disappointing before i start posing with it at work it just stopped working. The little thing can't play the music i have tried and tried to do all sorts of things to it but it has jammed... Guys anyone with such a problem kindly holla.....

And also that problem with blogger i need help am desperate

3.3.08

BLOGGER PISSES ME OFF, GOT TAGGED

Okay for a month now i have been trying to upload pictures of the wedding but my tool bar conveniently disappeared. i have tried to ask my peeps on blogger who are well versed withthis technology but wapi. Anyho the wedding was basic but my dream wedding and now i am a month old in this institute.

So i got tagged by a couple of you..... Don't know where to start from but let us see what i can come up with.

1. I love God... I put him first in everything i do as you can see he comes first on this list. People have done things for me things that have changed my life but none compares to what the Lord almighty has done for me. can i get a halleluya in the house.. Anyway jokes aside. This Guy rocks he is my everything.

2.When it comes to money i am not good at keeping it especially if it is in an account that has ATM cards. you can ask my cousins and sisters as long as i have an ATM card, i am as good as being broke. This does not mean that i don't save i have opened up an account where i am only allowed to deposit and no withdrawals. so don't worry i have my future planned.

3. I never wear dresses, i just look like a cartoon in a dress first my legs are big (as if elephant)then i have some potbelly thing going on then i have mad hips and not to mention my butt that is all over so this kind of figure makes you unattractive in a dress, those ones are a no go area for me. maybe i will wear them when i am expectinga dn the stoamch is growing bigger...

4. I have only one guy friend!!!! No comment .....

5. I have sai this before i am not a sweet tooth yeah cake, chocolate, icecream are not my thing i am more interested in Meat meat and meat thought i don't also eat pig meat(what is it called again?)

6. I have a friend who got me into the casino business and somehow i can't stop thinking about it. Everytime i am alone and enjoying my quiet time, i hear the coins pouring out of those machines. Being a Godly person i shouldn't even be thinking about it but it keeps coming.God help me overcome that devil....