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24.4.08

CRACK ME UP BABY!!!!

My sister has had a stalker for such a long time, you know how stalkers can be always calling her to go for lunch to which my sister always turned down.Monday came and she finally agreed to go with the guy for lunch the following day (things we do to get our stalkers off our backs)

THE DATE:

The guy asks her where she would like to go and before she answered he was like aaah we will go to Handi (Indian Restaurant). My sis loves eating it's actually one of her main hobbies so she must have been so happy to be having a nice Indian meal at the beginning of the week. Time check 1:00pm she and her date head to Handi when they get there, they each order their food. Date eats all his food in record time and starts on my sister's food. Ha My sister was boiling from what i hear he ate all her rice and Chicken Tikka.... Knowing my sis this guy will never be erased from her black book.

My mum has given her money to take that same guy out, this time to a Chinese restaurant where they serve big portions of food. The deal here is for her to order food for 2, pay for it and then excuse herself and leave the guy to eat it all

22.4.08

YET ANOTHER


Yey the boss is leaving today for a workshop in Jinja so i am free to do whaaa ever i wanna do but i surely will do some work...

The last weekend was not a good one, someone special called me to tell me she had got a miscarriage. This was such disheartening mews, i didn't know how to react to this. I said sorry but felt it was not enough. We talked for a couple of minutes about God's plans for us and how maybe the child was not meant to be born and this made me realise how lucky we all are to have life. We actually managed to stay in our mother's womb until the 9th month. Though some people come out a bit earlier like at 5, 6 or even 7 it is still God's grace that we make it. At least she understood that it was no fault of hers and she is doing well.

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Have you ever wondered why people open up businesses and then come up with names that don't reflect what they do? I imagine if i see a sign post saying Caribbean dance then it should be that they are teaching some Caribbean dances in there but here in this big city i guess the names don't matter... They are actually very misleading and i will show you how...

I have some Muzungu friends who like eating cheese and since they came down, they have been looking for a place where they can buy good cheese (I wonder what good Cheese tastes like). Apparently all the cheese they have tried to eat here is not as good as the one in the US and A or German. So one Friday afternoon they land on a place called CHEESE BAR, and wow were they excited thinking that there must be a variety of cheese like a Salad Bar that has all kinds of salad they thought Cheese bar would be the same. Hmmm To their disappointment it's another hanging place with no cube of cheese not even pictures...

They had been out late and had taken alot of 45%Vol and as they passed the disappointing CHEESE BAR they saw a sign that read STEAK OUT. Oh who wouldn't want a nice pepper steak right before they go to bed? No one of course, and seeing that there were cars parked, they decided to pass by and have some steak... The loud music that welcomed them could have been enough for them to know that there is no steak but they braved on. They managed to get seats and asked for the food Menu to which the Waiter (Benji) narrated for them without a mention of steak.

I lived in Kabalagala for quite sometime and since it's busy suburb i decided to go and visit the supermarkets around. The eye catching one was PAYLESS and i found my way in smiling knowing that i was going to save some of mama's money. You should have seen the shock on my face when i came out with my wallet in negatives...

These are just a few but we have some more like;

Banana Boat - where you never find any boat made out of Banana leaves or anything that has to do with Bananas,

Crocodile restaurant - No crocodile meat is served on any day.

Billy Blues - Where they don't play any blues

17.4.08

BUSY BUSY



Things i will never do....

1. Keep work until the next week....

I am dying here too much work and guess what my boss is going to be away the coming week. I hope i will not keep my for the coming week.

11.4.08

GREAT WEEK IT WAS

This week has been great not because i was or holiday or anything but the bosses are not in. And you know what they say when the cat is away the mice play. I have been the most playful mouse this week but come next week i will pay for the work i have deliberately postponed.

Now i remember writing about what kids say and the questions they ask, these never seem to end and each kid comes with a different question or says something outer of this world than the others. Here goes

MY Colleague's Four year old Son.

Looking at a picture of Mary and Jesus.

Son: Mum who is this woman?

Mum: that is the blessed Virgin Mary.

Son: And this baby here?

Mum: That is baby Jesus.

Son: Is he older than me?

Mum: Yes He is

Son: What school does he go to???????????


My six year old Nephew to his mum's guests while watching TV.

Nephew: Hmmm white girls are beautiful..

Guests: Even the black girls are beautiful.

Nephew: Yes i know they are but the white girls are just Different.

Guests: Why do you say they are different? Is it the colour?

Nephew: It's not that, i can't tell you if mummy hears me she will beat me but you look closely you will see.

Guests: No mummy is in the bedroom she will not hear you.

Nephew: You see the white girls are small but they have big private parts look at Babarita. Black girls are not like that... Poor guy that is when the mum walked in and kiboko was on the way

9.4.08

FOUR

FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:

1. SECRETARY

2. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

3. OFFICE ASSISTANT (INVENTORY)

4. Still working on being the next President

FOUR MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER

1. LION KING

2. CLOSER

3. BROWN SUGAR

4. WHY DID I GET MARRIED

FOUR PLACES I HAVE LIVED (COUNTRIES)

1. UGANDA

2. UGANDA

3. UGANDA

4. UGANDA

FOUR TV SHOWS I LOVE

1. TWO & HALF MEN

2. THE OFFICE

3. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

4. GREY'S ANATOMY

FOUR PLACES I HAVE BEEN ON VACATION

1. ROME - ITALY

2. PARIS - FRANCE

3. NAIROBI - KENYA

4. DDUBAI - UAE

FOUR OF MY FAVOURITE FOODS.

1. RICE (Can't live without it).

2. Anything goes as long as i have rice

FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE NOW

1. NOT AT WORK

2. WITH MY BEST BUDDY MY BUJJI

3. WITH MR. MAN ANYWHERE CHILLING

4. IN CHURCH PRAISING GOD

FOUR BLOGGERS TO DO THIS QUIZ

1. CHERI

2. TANDRA

3. AFROBABE

4. ANTIPOP


PS. I am addicted to THIS

2.4.08

DOESN'T WORK JUST GET BETTER


For some of you i don't think you need water dispensers at work....