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31.12.09

2009

Can't say much about this year except for the fact that if you go back to my December 29th post i managed to do a few of my resolutions.....

I baked the cake is ready in April

I went back to school not necessarily French school but even better....

Chopsticks aaaaahhhh to hell with that.

This year had me laughing, crying, learning, teaching and so many other things

I thank God for getting me through yet another year, for his love, blessings, and basically everything that i am today.

To my dear ones who passed on especially Gianni i believe it happened for a reason, God's plans are not ours... You are in a better place. I was longing to hold you to see you to smirk you once in a while and mostly to love you like i do your parents... But still i do...

To those that found love and promised to be with them for the rest of their lives i salute you....

To those that brought guitar hero to my placed and we rocked the town thanks a bunch...

And to all of you that live and love with no regret i am with you on this one...

See you next year.....

16.11.09

WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO?

Hmmm

School and it sucks so bad, i can't be doing dy dx things i don't understand.... I have memory loss due to BIO so now tell me how am i supposed to master and remember dx dy and their sisters?

I have a project i am launching in April and it is not treating well like the first project so i am basically suffering but in a good way.

I can't get over Chanel's babies aren't they adorable? such cuties....

3.11.09

RIP JENI

I don't even have words to say but my dear friend you have gone to soon.... All i remember is that lousy call in the middle of the night telling me that you are gone.... We will miss you

20.10.09

AYA

I can't believe i walked into office at 8:00am and by 8:30am i was dozing..... I didn't sleep late last night, had no night duties but i just don't seem to get enough sleep. Right now my eyes are heavy, teary and purple. I have killed many pets this month so that lie will not work..... Better skip lunch and go to bed....

16.10.09

THE MOOD

Right now i feel like jumping............. Why? because.........

Oh Lord You've searched me
You know my ways
Even when I fail You
I know You love me

Your holy presence
Surrounding me
In every season
I know You love me
I know You love me

Chorus
At the cross I bow my knee
Where Your blood was shed for me
There's no greater love than this
You have overcome the grave
Glory fills the highest place
What can separate me now?

You go before me
You shield my way
Your hand upholds me
I know You love me
Chorus
At the cross I bow my knee
Where Your blood was shed for me
There's no greater love than this
You have overcome the grave
Glory fills the highest place
What can separate me now (x2)

You tore the veil
You made a way
When You said that it is done (x2)

And when the earth fades
falls from my eyes
You stand before me
i know You love me
i know You love me

13.10.09

HMMMM

School sucks

Allergies suck more

Being broke is the winner

1.10.09

THE K- WEDDING

So everyone is fussing and talking about Kloe K and Lamar Odom's wedding while some call it a sham other think Kloe is a lesbian and blah blah blah but what got my attention is the pic OK magazine decided to put on their cover....




I think OK mag should have picked out a picture of just the couple and not the K family who were pushing the groom out of the pic... Look at Lamar he seems uncomfortable in the pic...

16.9.09

DAN BROWN

Yippeeee

Dan Brown has done it again can't wait to get my hands on this book... Those of you who are interested in symbols there is a game right here


Kati my peeps from Bungeleza and Bulaaya can't you hook a sister up?

14.9.09

Kanye West i have no comment..............

The riots Hmmmmm


Beyonce's threesome videos i am tired tired be creative and do something different...



I started school last Monday and that is another day/nightmare....

27.8.09

THE THINGS PEOPLE EAT

Today during my lunch break i happened to sit with quite interesting people. At lunch time when everyone is trying to like the food this group brings up the topic of weird things they have eaten

1. Chic 1 says she ate a snake but unknowingly, how it happened, when she was in school in the north, one of her friends promised to bring her lunch and she got so excited that the day the food was brought she never asked what it was. Just as she was getting done with this delicious meal the friend then told her "oh by the way that is snake meat" Eeeeew

2. Then this guy comes up with a story of how he ate a rat in one of the west african countries. It was also not intentional apparently he asked for a local dish on the menu and it was tasty so he kept on asking for it for like a week until he went with the nationals and they explained to him what he had eaten.

So what weird thing have you eaten?

24.8.09

PISSED FOR ONCE

Yesterday i decided to watch the final show of the IAAF and what do i see first Natalie Rodriguez Pushing Gelete Burka and poor woman who had been leading the race fell and that was the end of her quest for a Gold. Okay i know some people are going to say that she did it because she was getting off the track but if you watch the slow motion of this incident you will see Natalie pushing Burka down with her bu small hands... Too Bad they could not re-do the whole race she had to lose out like that tough man

21.8.09

1. What time did you get up this morning?
6:40am.
2. How do you like your steak?
Rare to well
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
The Taking of Pelham 123
4. What is your favorite TV show?
My Family
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Kampala where the rockers rock
6. What did you have for breakfast?
Katogo with meat and groundnuts and black tea
7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Really good Nyama Choma works
8. What foods do you dislike?
I am learning to love all the foods
9. Favorite Place to Eat?
SERENA
10. Favorite dressing?
Jeans and any nice tops
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Bugatti
12. What are your favorite clothes?
Come on you already asked
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
Depends … what’s in the cup?
15. Where would you want to retire?
Kampala would not be so bad
16. Favorite time of day?
5:00pm when I am going home
17. Where were you born?
Bahamas
18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Swimming
19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
People are unpredictable
20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Refer to 19
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
Lulu, Cheri, Sleek, all of you
22. Bird watcher?
Not really
23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Depends on the day
24. Do you have any pets?
Not yet
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?
He he he he he refer to my year’s resolutions
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
I was not that Brainy
27. What is your best childhood memory?
Going to the beach every weekend
28. Are you a cat or dog person?
Both
29. Are you married?
Happily
30. Always wear your seat belt?
Sometimes
31. Been in a car accident?
Thank God, no.
32. Any pet peeves?
People who don’t make up their minds while driving tick me off
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Not really a pizza Person
34. Favorite Flower?
Orchids look good
35. Favorite ice cream?
Toffee and Caramel
36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Mc Donalds
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
Didn’t fail I had paid kitu kidogo
38. From whom did you get your last email?
My workmate
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Christian Louboutin
40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
I went into a shop and splurged on shoes and a purse
41. Like your job?
Yes.
42. Broccoli?
Is that a new cocktail in town
43. What was your favorite vacation?
Paris was great those beers mixed with Tequila hmmm
44. Last person(s) you went out to dinner with?
Pesh it was some kind of Tea and food isn’t that Dinner?
45. What are you listening to right now?
People talking
46. What is your favorite color?
Purple no Green okay Greple
47. How many tattoos do you have?
Ti hi hi hi hi hi hi
48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
Everyone who comments
49. What time did you finish this quiz?
11:25am
50. Coffee Drinker?
Yeah

20.8.09

THE HAPPENING

Yesterday at work we had some Farmer's workshop taking place in our canteen, so i happened to ride in the lift with three of them. So there i was minding my business checking my work to see if it was okay before i presented it for signature, and just before i knew it i had reached the floor i was going to. As i was geting off the lift, one of the female Farmers said "Ogu atakuramutsa ahabwenki batakumubinga" meaning This one who does not greet people should get fired. Hmmm luckily for the the doors of the lift were closing so i went ahead took my work to the boss and ran out to the gate. I found these gossipers standing out side and told them "imwe ba nyabo munyiheho orugambo rwomu lift, kuli mwanimwenda kuramukanisa mwaba nimuza kundamutsa. ( You ladies you should stop gossiping in the lifts, if you had wanted to exchange pleasantries, you should have greeted me first). You should have seen their Faces those cheap talkers.

18.8.09

THE GAME

For a long time i have been writing stuff then i end up not posting but i thought i would put a kalango (Announcement)

I have been watching the game and now i have finished season 1 - 3.Apparently there is no season 4. Okay i am refusing to believe this, i think because i am in a 5th world country it is way out of reach up until 2015 So anyone living in the 2 to 1st world countries can you find out if there is a season 4 i badly need to know what happened between Kelly and Jason and if Janey's child is Darwin's,

21.7.09

KATUMWA

If you ever listen to Isaish's Music you will surely know why i am crazy about it... Anyway like luck would have it he has a concert on the 31 July at Serena at 6:30pm. He is launching his new Album you guys should all come. It's just 50,000/= Hope to see you all there.

5.7.09

BLANK BLANK

At least i am not working tomorrow, but that does not mean that i am going to sleep in the whole day. Oh did i mention that i am moving? Yeah that is why i am not working. Moving is so hectic so i need help. Anyone wants to help?

23.6.09

MY JEANS,

Today I decided to skip lunch and go to town to run some errands so I decided to pass by Nando’s to get myself a hot dog, here I am standing by the counter counting the seconds while waiting for my hot dog, a guy approaches me and he goes

Guy: Hi how are you today (Extending his hand towards me for a handshake)

BS: (Reaching for Guy’s hand) I am fine thank you and yourself

Guy: I am very okay. You know I recognized you the moment you walked in.

BS: Really?

Guy: Yes from last Saturday at Effendy’s you are the girl that was wearing the very nice jeans….

BS: (thinking) Dude are you for real? Some silly pick up line?

Basically at this point I was wondering why guys go this far just to talk to a chic.

BS: I was not at Effendy’s on Saturday

Guy: Hmm was it your sister?

BS: My sister does not go out.

Guy: Then it was you. You were wearing dark Jeans I am not sure if they were blue or black but with a light Wash around the thigh area…..

I was thinking what kind of guy looks at your Jeans and can be able to describe them bulungi?

Guy: It was you they even had some bu metal like things around the back pocket. You were in a white top with blue or black patterns you know it was at night so I am not sure of the colour the patterns

By this time I was thinking these guys were taking long to give me my hot dog and besides the hoooot weather I was listening to some guy who takes every detail of what a woman wears.

BS: I was not at Effendy’s on Saturday. I was around Centenary park but not effendy’s….

Guy: Aaaaaahaaaaaaaa I knew I could not forget the person who was wearing those jeans, I saw you. It might not have been effendy’s but I did see you. Anyway see you around bye

What was the point of this conversation? Just to tell me that you can remember a normal person wearing normal jeans? Dude

17.6.09

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE AFRICA

16.6.09

Hmmmmmm

The fat woman sited on the smallest Boda Boda i have ever seen and to make matters worse her rider is just as small as the Boda... I wonder if there is any kind of Balance Aaah no wonder they have failed to climb that hill and instead madam is on the ground cursing.



The Muhima boy who works at a certain supermarket who refused to pack my Tilapia simply because (nomwana wo’muntu) those who don’t click i am sorry.



The lady i work with who just told me to help her check her boobs and feel for any lumps. So here we are in the ladies and i am touching and touching but there is none. Then we imagine someone walking in on us.



The Shoes i wish i could have in my collection of course Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blanik ha and i can’t forget my newest favoritest Christian Louboutin.... Estee if you read this you will surely get me a pair....



The lady at work i just rode the lift with, Did she have to come squeezing in with me at the back? I go to the back of the lift because i want you to stay at the front close to the door. I sometimes think that the lift doors are planning to crush me that is why i always run in to the back.


The day i get to Cheat on Jack at 10 with Jamesons, at ll with Johnie at 12 with Glenn at 1 with Remy at 2 with Chivas at 3 with Martell and finally at 4 with Hennesey and guess what none of them takes me home............. All 8 guys lose out to Tata Baby


I am going crazy how do i think about all these guys at 3pm on a tuesday with almost 3/4 of my salary gone....


5.6.09

PEOPLE

I am in love aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh wait a minute this time not with my husband or my child i mean those two it's assured i love them, but i am seriously in love with another. I know i took my vows and i meant them i am not leaving my husband for the other but what is wrong with sharing me... My husband surely can't be selfish he should let me be. I am a jealous lover i don't want anyone to come close to my husband and also no one should put their hands on my other.

The irony is without my husband i can be able to get my other lover, it is my husband who can convince my other lover that i am good. Yes i know i am good in all ways. My husband will love my new lover, he will show him off to his friends as his wife's lover. i know they will be great friends. As for my son he will grow up with both of them and it will be a good life.



This is my love i don't want anyone falling in love with him, so if you see him around please stay away




2.6.09

BACK

Hey this was intentional i was mourning my friend butnow i am back..

Breaking News

Ryan (my son) started walking.. Yiipeeeeee it's exciting seeing someone grow from a day to almost a year... He is making one on Saturday.

I was reading about Air France and i could not stop the tears from rolling down my cheeks. Thinking about the agony and pain the family members of the passengers are going through. the uncertainty of whether their loved ones are still alive or not.... Just thought it could have been me.

I am starting school in September but from what i remember i hate school, reading for an exam and doing the examination. But if i want to be the next My boss i need to have master, Misters and Mistresses.

There has been so much drama going on i don't even know where to start from..
June to August is going to be a time when i will be so busy i have 3 weddings coming up and i need to look my best so my basic plan is to starve my self do some kind of Bulimia bu things and i think i will be good to go....

Kale i gotta go my bride is back and we need to sort out a lot of stuff

4.5.09

MY'KAL


My'kal

I am still trying to come around the truth that you left us. So many memories keep popping up and then i get to think maybe you are out there somewhere and you will be coming back.

i saw you around Feb or march and promised you lunch, now i am wishing i had taken you to lunch that day. what kills me is that i was too busy to come see you in hospital. I am a bad friend. Who gets too busy to go and check on a very sick friend?

when i met you in Feb/March you commented that i had thrown my old friends out. I did not throw you out life seemed to have gone way too fast too fast that yours came to an end

I will never forget those afternoons when we would sit at Al'zawadi and just chill, Me, you, Chantal. Kamu, Nadia and sometimes Lenny. Then chantal and i would get a call from our friends at school that there is a test and you would either drop us or give your car to Kamu to take us to school so that we don't miss out.

Then there were those night when Nadia and I wanted to beat up some chics for messing with you.

Your jokes My'kal, remember you would say "Give me some, i will not enter, oh shit i entered but i will not come, Aaah it's okay you will not get pregnant...

My'k you listened to my shity relationship talks about that outside countries boyfriend who used to stress me, you didn't rubbish it you listened and gave me advise. You were a true friend.

Most people who knew you have lost a jewel, you made us laugh, you taught us to dance and you were a good friend.

Good bye my dear My'kal i hope we will meet again and your death has taught me a lot.

We will miss you My'k.

27.4.09

TOTALLY CONFUSED

Have you ever wished you didn't know something about someone because you can't tell and it kills you? Well right now i am in that kind of situation. I can't even write the whole thing because i know someone will read it here and fingers will be pointed.... I am going to ask one of you to publish it on my behalf be cause i need your advise....



Nice week

16.4.09

TRUTH BE TOLD

I was tagged by Ug Girl and here are some honest stuff about me...


1. Sometimes i am a super bitch and the next day i am your supergirl ( not trying to copy the lyrics ) but truth be told i can bitch...


2. Like Ug Girl i am the black sheep or rather the purple sheep in my family. I am the only one in my family who drinks so you can imagine i drink for all my siblings.


3. My son and Husband are currently my every thing.. In fact they are my world


4. Yeah you must be thinking boooring but it's my page, while in high school people used to think that me and my bestfriend were lesbians. My hubby still asks me if something ever went down with her...


5. I am very impatient..........


6. My mum used to think that my best friend and i were in some kind of Mafia that is why whenever i took my little sister out ie her princess she would tell me to take her home immediately. This is what she would say " Take princess back home now i dont want her to be hanging with your mafia friends you spoil Best friend and not my princess.


7. i hate drama queens and it's worse if you encounter drama kings, hollywood dropouts and all those Paris hilton/ David Bekham Wannabes


I would go on but i was asked to say 7 only


Kati may the following do the same



Besti - Darling

MY OH MY

For the past days i have had alot to share but i have been extremely busy then someone sent me an email about Susan Boyle.... Jesus this old woman Rock search for her on youtube.... She really left the crowd speechless after they booed her when she came on stage. Listening to her made me teary....

Okay now back to business

There is this friend of mine i got to know back in the day when all that mattered was my drink, Cheri, cutting class and my JD. This friend is very sick he was admitted last Monday and now he is in ICU in Mulago. I request you to put him in your prayers, he is a dear friend. I am killing myself for not keeping in touch that often. I want to go see him but he will not recognize neither will he hear what i have to tell him. I am praying to God that he pulls through, i need to tell him how much of a friend he is.

MY PRAYER

Almighty God in Heaven, I come to you asking for a breakthrough in Michael's health. You alone gives us the good health and you alone will restore Michael. Lord i ask you to touch him and bless him with your healing hands that he may recover from this pain and suffering that is brought on to us by disease. God protect him and keep him safe and may all the glory return to you

AMEN

just by reading this prayer you have prayed for him.. God is faithful he will see him through this pain...

8.4.09

NOT SO GOOD!!!!!!!!



Did you know that the above ribbon exists? Do you know what it stands for? Anyway this morning on my way to work, i was listening to the news on Sanyu and they reported that 36 in every 100,000 women in Uganda have Cervical cancer.

Cervical cancer is malignant cancer of the cervical area. This type of cancer may not have symptoms until at a later stage. This cancer is the second most prevalent cancer among women yet not many of us are aware of its severity.

It is up to us to find out if we have the cancer cells which by the way every woman gets exposed to once they are sexually active. How can this be true? There is the HPV (human papillomavirus) that is transmitted sexually .

Cervical Cancer is nearly 100% preventable and this can be done if you take a pap smear and know your status. There is also vaccination against the HPV.

STATISTICS

I got these from a gsk brochure

1.Approximately 500,000 new cases of cervical cancer occur each year world wide

2.Almost 80% of these cases occur in developing countries (This does not mean we should relax)

3. Approximately 274,000 deaths from cervical cancer occur each year worldwide

4. Worldwide one woman dies from Cervical cancer every 2 minutes

5. For every 2 women who die from breast cancer, 1 dies from cervical cancer worldwide

The statistics above are not merely numbers. They represent some one's wife,mother,sister, daughter or friends, often in their prime lives.

We need to get up and act now, if cervical cancer can be prevented then we must do so and here is how;

1. Get 5 or more friends, 5 relatives, 5 colleagues and 5 male friends' girlfriends and go for the pap smear. The last time i did mine it cost me only 50,000/= ugx

2. The 20 people you chose should choose other 20 people to take to for the smear and the cycle goes on and on.

Baz, Eddie,Carsozy,Rented,27th,jny,B2B,Robyn and all the other male species up in here tell the women in your life (Sisters, Aunties) about it. Remember it can be prevented.

Spread the word VACCINATION ALONGSIDE SCREENING TO HELP CUT OUT CERVICAL CANCER.

6.4.09

LIFE

Just when you think you are having a bad day and life is not going well something happens and then you realize there is nothing wrong with your life in fact you should be thankful you are alive.

So i am writing this to God

1. Asking him to Forgive me for being ungrateful to him

2. Thanking him for this life, for each breath i take

3. Thanking him for the beautiful and wonderful family and Marriage

4. Thanking him for my friends who despite my bad manners they still stand me.

5. Thanking him for this job i don't deserve this salary coz 3/4 of the month i am idle

6. Praying that he keeps my family safe and protects our children from the evil eyes around us...

Again i thank God for this life for each breath Thank you again

Have a blessed week

1.4.09

BARCLAYS SERIOUSLY GETS ON MY NERVES

So this twat of a bank closed my account........Why ? because they wrote in the papers that we need to change our account Details.

1. i do not read newspapers i am not as privileged as there employees to have news papers at my disposal..

2. I updated my account at the beginning of this year and still they want more updates? What could have changed between Jan and March Oh let us see i have lost 5kgs is that what they want?

Anyway i am totally pissed off with this bank i have been very patient with their lousy system that is never on... i have mabanja i need to pay ASAP and i can't access my salary because my account it closed... These guys are joking i need me a lawyer...........

25.3.09

HA HA HA HA HA

Typical of our roads


23.3.09

UGANDA

So i don't know how unprofessional people can be. In the morning i went to see an ENT, after going through the examinations and blah blah blah, he sends me to the nurse for my medication. Madam starts explaining to me how i should take the meds and the possible side effects. She tells me to take one particular tab immediately and also gives me one that will probably cause palpitations.

Imagine an hour after the doctor the chic (Nurse) calls to tell me that i should not take the tab she told me to take immediately during day time and most especially with the palpitating one....

As i type this, i have some kind of anxiety disorder, my heart is beating faster than usual and the sleep has set in... Luckily i am not driving...............

20.3.09

I HOPE YOU DANCE

This song is my number one have you ever listened to a song and tears just roll down hmmmm.... Lucy Hook me up my sister stole the other CD and went with it to the United of Kingdoms.
This is a special Dedication to; Cheri,Carlo,Lulu,Channel 5, UG Girl, Oyin,Princess,apr9,sybella,Emi,B2B,
jny23,normzo,Carsozy,Robyn,joyunspeakable,
Baz,31337,wordmerchant,rented,Tandralicious,Dee,Nevender,Tumwi Oh and to you and you and you.......

I HOPE YOU............DANCE

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat
But always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances
But they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake
But it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart Leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out Reconsider
Give the heavens above More than just a passing glance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)

I hope you still feel small When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes,
I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
Dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
I hope you dance
(Where those years have gone)
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)

Sob sob this song makes my day................

13.3.09

SIMPLE!!!!

I didn't come up with this but sharing is caring it's only scary if it's a man
Anyway here goes

Party Poopers When you receive an invitation to a dinner or party--whether by Evite, voicemail, or casual email--RESPOND. Yeah, that’s what that little “RSVP” thing means. Everyone knows it, yet it’s amazing how many don’t respond. Even for weddings! Planning a party or event requires a lot of work, so do the host a simple favor and let them know if you're coming or not.

Nickel & Dimin’ How annoying is it when you go to dinner with four or more people, the check finally arrives, and one of your meal companions begins to divvy up the check down to the last penny? Sure, we get that Sally had a shrimp salad, and Janet had two iced teas, while Beth only had water, and you ordered a slice of peach pie (a la mode, which is extra). The point is, if you go out to dinner with a group, be prepared to split the bill more or less evenly. If there's an outstanding cost differential, fine, estimate it and be done with it. The person who spends twenty minutes dividing the bill to the dime comes off as a cheapskate –- and kills the festive mood.

The Line-Up Lines are a fact of life. At the post office, the supermarket, just about everywhere these days. For starters, moaners who huff and gripe about standing in a line of three people for all of five minutes are tops on our list. Get over yourself -- if you don’t have a few minutes to wait to buy that loaf of bread, then pick it up another time. Another thing: Don’t show your impatience by creeping up so close to the person in front of you that they can feel your breath. Crowding those around you will not get you to the front any faster, so give them some space. Finally, cutting in line or trying to ignore the fact that there IS a line –- stop it! Everyone’s time is valuable.

The ME Show It’s great to hear all the crazy, wacky, wonderful things happening in the lives of others. Jobs, engagements, breakups, boyfriends, puppies, pregnancies, vacations — very good stuff, all of it. But once you’ve listened to a friend, family member, or colleague spout about their own fabulous life for an hour (or two), it’s normal to expect them to ask, “So, what’s going on with you?” Those who blab on about themselves while you listen intently, then don’t ask a thing about you in return are just plain rude.

Baby Biz Changing a poopy baby diaper around others is nasty -- and we're moms. Changing the other kind of baby diaper in public is one thing, but still should only be done when absolutely necessary!

Mobile Madness As much as we love the modern age, there are days when we long to go to a coffee shop, movie theatre, bookstore, or post office and not hear some teen queen dishing to her friend about last night's hot date with Todd or eavesdrop (unwillingly) on a screaming family feud. Mobile phones are essential, but please, people, pleeeeeeease, use a little restraint on the when's, what's, and where's. We're happy that Todd is "totally built" but we're going to have to start walking around town and slapping people with "TMI" tickets (yes, too much information).

Smokes Everyone has a right to smoke in public, but be conscious of whose face your smoke is blowing into. Are there kids nearby? And we just might kick the butt of the next person we see throwing their burning butt on the ground without putting it out. Really, find an ashtray or trashcan where you can extinguish and dispose of it properly -- that thing is garbage, not decoration for our streets and sidewalks.

The Pee & Flee Public bathrooms get used by everyone -- yup, they're public! So, making a mess of the toilet seat, and then prancing out without bothering to wipe it up -- not cool. Leaving a mess for the next visitor is completely unacceptable (and disgustingly unsanitary, of course). Take 10 seconds to rip off a piece of toilet paper, toilet seat cover, or a paper towel, and do your due diligence!

Stealing...a parking spot, that is. Yeah, you know who you are. If someone has their blinker on and is patiently waiting for a spot, it's theirs. And if you've already passed a spot up, it's gone. Treat others as you expect to be treated, and the parking goddesses will smile down upon you... eventually.

Belly Baring Men, women -- anyone who's passed puberty, everyone who isn't lounging poolside or oceanside -- resist the urge to bare those bellies. They may be beautiful, Buddha-like, jolly, but sometimes they can be flabby, hairy, and not ripe for public consumption. If you're jogging, fellas, t-shirts or tanks won't hurt your workout, so throw one on. Gals, midriff fashions are never really on our "Do" list, and that goes double if your age doesn't contain the word "teen." There are plenty of ways for all of us to flaunt what we got without sharing our tum-tums with the world.

Spitting This gets especially yucky when it's one of those enormous globs that looks like it could be alive. Some people (males, in particular) think it's kind of a cool-guy thing to do. We're here to tell ya that no one wants to see you hock a big gooey one out of your car, onto the sidewalk, or anywhere else for that matter. Try a tissue.

Honking Problem People who honk too often, too unnecessarily, or just to express their emotions are on our list of Most Etiquette Challenged. If you're trying to warn someone about a collision or problem, fine, otherwise it's not that serious. Give it a rest!

11.3.09

BLANK DE BLANK

Totally

6.3.09

CAMERA

Ha ha ha I got me self a Camera..... okay not really, i lent my ki old Darlene's look alike camera to my workmate and as luck would have it on my side he lost it. So he decides to buy me one and asks for specifications and that is how i got mi self a Casio EX Z100

5.3.09

THE ICC- AL -BASHIR AND THE REACTION

Yesterday the ICC issued an arrest warrant for the President of North Sudan Al-Bashir on charges of war crimes and crimes against Humanity. So his government denounced the warrant as part of a western conspiracy to make the country un-stable.
The government reacted quickly by expelling at least 10 humanitarian groups form North Sudan these include

Oxfarm
Action Contre la faim
CARE
SAVE the Children UK
MSF-Holland
Norwegian Refugee Council
International Rescue Committee
CHF International
Solidarities
Mercy Corps

And many more are still coming in,from the look of things we might be next.

Now these humanitarian organisations have been helping the people affected by this war for a number of years. This is going to cause a setback in the lifesaving process (As Ban-ki Moon said). These groups might not have been involved in the indictment of Al-Bashir but he still took them down. Don't you think this is going to incriminate him more since they have been helping out people in Darfur and now that they are packing their bags there might or rather will be a crisis in Darfur?

Anyway let us wait and see how this will be handled....

3.3.09

BLUNDER OF THE MONTH

Guys i need help with my mouth, the words that come out are embarrassing... so today i was talking to a supplier and wanted him to send me an email attaching a quotation. The supplier asked me to spell my name (Which makes up the email address) so i start and when i get to letter s he can't seem to get it so i shout out S for SEX..... I share an office with my top boss and my supervisor... I wonder what they are thinking about me....

25.2.09

MY MOUTH

On Friday while i was on my way to see the dentist, i met this friend of mine and we started chatting. You know the not-so-close type all you can say is
Friend: How are you (before i reply) you are lost

BS: I am okay and i am not lost just too busy

Friend: Eeeh but you chic you have put on weight look at your hips and tush..

BS: ((thinking) bitch please you are starving you self) Oh really?

Friend: I heard that you got married oba you are pregnant, ha i can't believe you confused someone into marrying you. nga you used to be a stray party mammal.

BS:(okay there goes the judgmental people i hate) yeah i got married and i didn't confuse anyone he confused me and i am not pregnant but i have son

Friend: Nawe kale bakuyita mummy (Someone also calls you mum)

At this point i am thinking is this person even my friend? Why am i wasting time on silly conversation at the road side in this hot hot sun.....

Not Friend anymore: Where are you going?

BS: to a dentist.

Not Friend anymore: Which one

BS: Pan Dental.

Not Friend Anymore: Why don't you use my relative he is a dentist and does a good job

BS: yeah about that i was told that he likes anything in a skirt even if you dressed a dust bin in a skirt he would ask it out....

Then i realized i had gone over board, i started walking away avoiding the next questions, ha Not Friend Anymore was not letting me go without giving the full info and the women he has asked out. All i could say was you are lucky he is related to you otherwise you would also be victim i entered my car and drove off before she could open the back seat and go with me.

I am looking forward to tomorrow................BHH i should/must appear

23.2.09

THE WEEKEND THAT WAS

This is how my week - end was with my doctors' appointments and all

Wednesday

The orthopedic surgeon didn't give us any bad news, my son's feet were correcting so he reffered us to Mulago to get him some funny bu shoes that have a ki metal in between.

Thursday

I set off for mulago hospital, as i was in the queue waiting to be called in, there was this lady who had her child also waiting for the same Doctor. These 2 were sited next to me and Ryan on my laps, then this woman's ka girl starts picking on my son. The ka girl slaps Ryan the first time, i smile and tell her bad girl then she does it again hmmmmm just as her mum was turning to get her phone from the bag (Which was ringing) i turned and pinched her. Yey she started screaming ,i turned and looked away inside i was rejoicing silly girl picking on my son... Call me bad but what would you do if you saw some ka child beating on your precious peaceful one.

Friday i was not able to see the obs she was out of office but i managed to go for that root canal.... Hmmm all i can say is i have not eaten anything sensible i eat mush mush and mush

Saturday the ENT cancelled on me so i had more time to nurse my tooth it is still hurting....

Sunday i went to church, we did our praise and worship and all. After all the tithing and offering it was time to listen to the message and this time the preacher was recorded on DVD and we watched/listened to the sermon. As the preacher went on, i turned away from the screen and looked down, then the chic i was sited next to taps me and goes like;

Chic: Hey why aren't you attentive?
BS: What makes you think that i am not attentive?
Chic: You are not looking at the screen.
BS: (Anger could not describe what i was feeling these holier than thou people) You are not attentive either why are you monitoring what i am doing.
Chic: Hmm anyway you better listen because what he (The preacher) is saying concerns you. You did not offer you tithed and you did not put a crane in the bag...
BS: Okay this is it madam get the hell out of my business and stop prying on me.

I turned and looked away,

Yeah i watched Seven Pounds oh what a movie the only person i would give my heart would be Ryan other body parts can be shared between my hubby, family and Cheri....

18.2.09

DOCTORS

This week is just funny is it possible for one to see 5 different Doctors in just a week?

Today i am seeing an orthopedic surgeon

Tomorrow there is seeing the Obstetrician and i am not yet pregge just doing normal female check up

Friday i have a Dentist’s Appointment which i am dreading and there after going to a GP for check up (Actually the GP is work related)

Come Saturday i have to see an ENT..

Now if all of them end up giving me drugs i am going to have some crazy cocktail......

17.2.09

WAITING

Yey my sone has a tooth he he hehe and he is biting everyone that gets in his way...

Valentines day... When was it?

Was nice finally catching up with you.

13.2.09

RANDOM FRIDAY

Looking outside my window at work i saw these love birds.......








11.2.09

SCHOOL AND THE WORDS WE USED..

I remember those days in the 90s when i was in a boarding school (After we had moved from Ontario - Cheri Laugh away) the words i found being used;

Boy follow me - If you plaited a small part of your back hair, the other girls would torment you that you were trying to get boys' attention.

Deep Thinking - Whatever this word meant........ Anyway if a girl and a boy held hands and then you commented the ka girl would go "Why are you deep thinking us?"

Ask your nose between your mouth - This is wrong there is no nose between the mouth..



9.2.09

I am at that point in my life where i feel i need some answers............................

5.2.09

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME

1.Yes i do remember that time when we went to Kireka, the Nordic ice saga?!!!!!

2. Yes i do remember the stag party and the Total Nakawa saga, and then Jackee telling us that our dirty tops didn't look dirty instead the dirt looked like a design and it was okay to ho to the club.

3. Yes i do remember block 6A6's knocks at 8:00am and then you would ask who is at the door and the answer would come............Aaaaawin and his drama!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Ooooh yes i do remember the "tooth echi" guy who would stalk us every weekend to take us to where ever we were going... I was just thinking about it last weekend. Maybe he was a cab guy and just wanted to take us for free.

5. Aaaah and uncle Bana taking us for a drink, don't you remember the time he asked us what we wanted to drink and when we said soda he assured us and told us we must get alcoholic drinks... And the dimes he would give us after.

6. Eeeeh what about the Casino? you mean you can't remember us leaving at cocks because we were not aware of the time since there are no clocks?

7. Hmmm those guys who told you to tell me to stop acting like i am the only beautiful creature that ever walked on this planet... Mbu that bitch is too proud

8. The Ninja ningo, Rubaga label

9. Storm oh Storm remember that time on new years how we had to get her into the house? and when her brother came to pick her how we had to pretende we were not drunk..

10. That corner in Fat boys where we would sit from 2:00pm till our morning lectures, the ki guy who bought us club beer at steak out yet we were chilling with johnie walker..........

11. Ha ha ha on your last birthday in Uganda some guy asked us what we wanted to drink and when we told him Jack Daniels he told the waitress bawe gilbeys gin nze ezo esente za JD sizirina (Give them Gilbeys Gin, i don't have that money for JD) Did you see his face when we used the Gilbeys as Champagne and it all poured on the floor.

12. Ha ha ha ha ha the TV chicken in our room?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too much to put here.... Don't you miss home now?

3.2.09

GOD WILL KEEP HER SMILING

On Friday i heard about Brenda being in hospital for the first time,
On Saturday a friend who had been in the same hospital gave me hope,
On Monday a friend wen to hospital and all she said was pray for her
Last night i prayed, i asked God to bring her back, i asked God to restore her health, i opened the bible i read Malachi 4:2 and i knew God was saying surely Bre will be okay.
This morning i woke up to the sound of a beep from my phone, i was cursing the person who could be sending me a message at an hour when i was supposed to be enjoying my last hour of sleep. the message read "Brenda has passed on to be with the lord".
I thought God had promised me through the scripture but i guess what he meant was he was going to heal her completely of the pain and suffering of this world.
Today i went to her workplace and there was a picture of her, smiling! I guess God wanted her to keep smiling that is why he took her.

Heaven has surely received a special angel...

At a time like this Brenda's life should be celebrated rejoice in the fond memories you have of her and glorify God for having had her as part of your life.

27.1.09

WATCH OUT

Guys i care you about please take note;

1. Obesity If any of you has watched Half Ton Dad then you will know what i am talking about. The diseases associated with obesity are deadly they are instant killers. Guys it is a crime not to take care of yourselves, why do you want to eat until you can't move from one place to another. I am not throwing stones at anyone coz i am overweight that is when i calculate my BMI and i know i am not supposed to be overweight so i am doing something about it. If you have seen some crazy chic jogging along the Accaia Avenue holding a blue gym bag, the crazy babe is i. If you live in Bugolobi flats and you happen to hear noise like that of a horse trotting that is me skipping. I have reduced on the amount of food i eat. I am taking Lemon Lemon and Lemon. In short i am doing something about my weight. It takes time, patience and endurance i am trying. It is hard but i can do it.
So i am begging you to do something about that extra gravy on your tummy, hips, butt, Cheri your legs are okay but the rest of you shape up those legs....
Anyone wants a jogging/walking partner holla 0ska1zz11 Yeah i am that serious

Diseases related to Obesity

- Type 2 (non-insulin dependent) diabetes
- Cardiovascular disease
- Stroke
- Hypertension
- hypothyroidism
- Dyslipidemia
- Hyperinsulinemia, insulin resistance, glucose intolerance
- Congestive heart failure
- Angina pectoris
- Cholecystitis
- Cholelithiasis
- Osteoarthritis
- Gout
- Fatty liver disease
- Sleep apnea and other respiratory problems
Polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS)
- Fertility complications
- Pregnancy complications
- Psychological disorders
- Uric acid nephrolithiasis (kidney stones)
- Stress urinary incontinence
- Cancer of the kidney, endometrium, breast, colon and rectum, esophagus, prostate and gall bladder
- Death

Statistics

- Over 400,000 people die of obesity every year,

- Obesity is the second leading cause of preventable death,

- Over 47 million Men in America only and 46 million Women are obese.

- The number of obesse children is rising by the day.

If we have decided to eat fast foods only then we are going to contribute to the statistics.

I dont think we need this....

22.1.09

ANYTHING GOES

I wonder

why people who have the best and workable business ideas are the ones without money.

Why when you tell someone that a friend is getting married they ask you to whom (As if they know everyone )

Why i started wearing makeup

Why i am pretending to be writing sense yet not.

Why

Why

Why not me!

19.1.09

WORK

First: Psalms 5:3

Second: Work is getting tight

Third: I am a wedding planner/Consultant and this being my first wedding i am planning on proving that i can do the job. It's going to be heavenly...

Forth: Carlo we are believing God is in Control,Darlyne i want those chopsticks

Fifth: Lulu we have to meet this year.

Sixth: I have not been invited to any grad parties.

Seventh: Ryan crawls and he is very destructive....

It's funny that i am not hating this Monday. It must be a special one.

Good Day...

14.1.09

WHAT IS WHAT?!!!

Okay today on radio (sanyu) the special people were all guys who have lazy girlfriends. The description of lazy girlfriends is; she comes over on Friday night and leaves on Sunday but during her stay when she wakes up in the morning she does not offer to make her boyfriend breakfast in the morning or even to wash dishes in case she found some dirty ones. There is food in the kitchen but because she is more focused on watching TV than cooking, she asks the boyfriend to go to town and buy fast food or if he lives in Bugolobi she asks him to call Yusuf or Jackson to deliver at the flat.

So anyway i was just wondering if someone wants to prove to their steady boyfriend that she is wife material why not get up and try to be busy. I personally love making breakfast you don't have to ask me for to make it for you, you find it ready.

I know much as we are supposed to clean up and cook don't expect your girlfriend (the one you are giving shit) to turn into your housemaid. If she offers to cook well and good if she does not maybe she is not in the mood. But then again if you are the type of girlfriend who does not want to touch anything style up... Just explain to me how do you sit and watch TV when the kitchen has dirty plates that the 2 of you used the previous night for the food you carried home?

12.1.09

THE NEW YEAR SO FAR

1. My nanny woke up one morning and said she had found an office job so she wanted to leave. I let her be it seems like working for me gives people a good CV. Anyway i felt bed that she was leaving coz Ryan was so happy with her and i had started trusting her with him. I could even go out paka kesho paka chin (till the am) without having to worry. But God opened a door for her so i could not hold any bad feelings.

2. I got a nanny 2 days after No.1 had left, this girl told me she was coming from Toro, but she could speak kiswahili, Ateso, Luganda,Acholi and that other kasese language. My problem with her was not her linguist skills the thing is she used to get phone calls in the night from 9:00pm to 3:00am her phone would ring off the hook. Then i thought What the hell am i getting myself into? Is she for real? Her first night at work and she talks on phone till cocks? No she must be organising for a truck to come and carry away my stuff. This one i chucked the next day.

3. Likes watching TV, here i am giving her instructions on how to mix the formula and she is watching Thom Felicia.... Is she planning on redecorating my house or what? And then she don't make no effort to play with the little one no wonder he ends up scratching her. Anyway she is still around but........ to be continues